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#FakeGarageSaleFacts That mildew smell is 'vintage' and people pay extra for it like antiques
— joe contreras (@joerancho67) August 12, 2018
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If you and the seller do not reach an agreement on price, taking the item and running to your car while yelling, "I got it! I got it!", is totally acceptable. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— IDONTFACEBOOK (@AmericanFarrell) August 12, 2018
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#FakeGarageSaleFacts Start high and bargin to the price you really want.
— joe contreras (@joerancho67) August 12, 2018
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#FakeGarageSaleFacts that spatula looks brand new. I don't think they lifted cat turds out of the catbox with it.
— Kay D. (@Piazzakathleen1) August 12, 2018
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#FakeGarageSaleFacts The 'Chumly' will pay top dollar for any garage sale find you paid over 50 cents for.
— joe contreras (@joerancho67) August 12, 2018
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For an extra $0.25 per item, they'll exorcise your purchase.#FakeGarageSaleFacts@HashFakeFacts
— Phil Landsberg (@Phil16723) August 12, 2018
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Last Sunday of the month is double coupon Sunday.#FakeGarageSaleFacts
— IDONTFACEBOOK (@AmericanFarrell) August 12, 2018
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The actual garage is for sale.#FakeGarageSaleFacts
— IDONTFACEBOOK (@AmericanFarrell) August 12, 2018
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At most there is an old refrigerator for sale, at a steal of a price. But you have to take it, loaded down with all the refrigerator art the seller can stick on it. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— Pat Mac McKenzie (@pat_4291_mac) August 12, 2018
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Using the garage seller's bathroom is encouraged. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— IDONTFACEBOOK (@AmericanFarrell) August 12, 2018
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The food is great. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— IDONTFACEBOOK (@AmericanFarrell) August 12, 2018
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Garage sales have a better return policy than Nordstrom. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— IDONTFACEBOOK (@AmericanFarrell) August 12, 2018
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If it goes all the way inside the house then you can look in other closed rooms for the good stuff. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— Kim HO (@KimGhidorah) August 12, 2018
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Yes, this finger painting is an original Jackson Pollock #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— Zach (@zach_stich) August 12, 2018
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A man once bought a used Picasso painting for the price of an aluminum can. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— G.G.RUIZ (@genvruiz) August 12, 2018
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Sorry you paid money on a worthless LaVar Ball #NBARooks jersey because he’s not the league’s all time scorer #fakegaragesalefacts pic.twitter.com/HtjD5QRaic
— RickyZ915 ⛏🔥 (@rickyzavala) August 12, 2018
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#FakeGarageSaleFacts
— Kevin (@AllNightShow) August 12, 2018
Batteries are included. pic.twitter.com/5RDyvadtlq
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Playing your music will help you sell your music.........or anything. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— Snorkels The Pug Dog (@snorkelsthepug) August 12, 2018
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Last year a government report released by the Bureau of Statistics showed that in 2016 7.4 percent of the GDP was based on Garage sales. #FakeGarageSaleFacts
— Matt Nisenoff (@prodem) August 12, 2018
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#FakeGarageSaleFacts
— W G R (@xxxneon) August 12, 2018
If you bring a hot blonde supermodel with you, you can buy any item for $2 or $3. Depending on the quality of her hair flip, obvi.
TRUE fact: if you bring a 'pro,' every item will be $1, INCLUDING the house ;)@LoveCraftLily @sherisbrothel #DropsMic
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